31 January 2016

Unique job in your country

There have been lots of answers from Fellow Indians, none of them mentioning about Paanwalla. Although the profession is not limited to India alone. Myanmar, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Phillipines and few South Asian Nations have Paanwallas.
Paan literally means a leaf. Here it points rolled betel leaf containing areca nut, sometimes tobacco, or/ and along with other additives like magnesium carbonate, dry fruits, essences & scented flavoured edibles, cloves, cardamom among others.
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It is chewed for its stimulant and psychoactive effects. After chewing it is either spat out or swallowed. Paan has many variations. Slaked lime (chunnam) paste is commonly added to bind the leaves. Some South Asian preparations include katha paste or mukhwas to freshen the breath. (Source: Wikipedia.)
It comes in varieties :
Benarasi
Meetha
Kalkatti
Maggai
Numbered Paans with tobacco
Paanwalla is the person preparing & serving Paan. There is something very peculiar about this profession which has sprung at every nook and corner of Indian cities. Paanwallas' operate from a shop or a kiosk or street corners. Some of them roam around the city serving Paan round the clock. Some of them serve Paan with a poetry or phrases or jokes on the customers as well.

For a great chunk of population, a meal is incomplete without consuming a Paan and a corner point Paanwalla shop makes brisk business with a chance to gossip about the happenings. 

12 January 2016

All time top Iconic Villians of Bollywood

Often a negative character or a grey shade character is weakened by the direction and the flow of the story.

What strengthens the character is the dialogue, & the charisma of the actor playing it.
Noted down are a few villains who earned more fame than the lead character. 


Some of these are indeed iconic performances in the history of bollywood.


1. Kulbhushan Kharbanda as Shakaal, Shaan




2. Amjad Khan as Gabbar Singh, Sholay





3. Anupam Kher as Dr. Dang, Karma


4. Ajit as Teja, Zanjeer


5. Amrish Puri as Mogambo, Mr. India


6. Sunil Dutt as birju, Mother India


7. Danny Denzongpa as well as Sanjay Dutt as Kancha, Agneepath (Both)


7A. Rauf Lala also requires a special mention




8. Saif Ali Khan as Langda Tyagi, Omkara





9. Aamir Khan, Hritihik Roshan & John Abraham in Dhoom series. (cops are always behind)


10. Shahrukh Khan in Darr ,Baazigar , Anjaam & Don.



11. Sonia, Priyanka Chopra, Aitraaz





12. Gulshan Grover as Kesariya Vilayati in Ram Lakhan


13. Ashutosh Rana as Lajja Shankar Pandey, Sangharsh


14. Crime Master Gogo, the unforgettable one, Shakti Kapoor





15. And the one who satakali 'ofied' the bollywood with his character. Prakash Raj as Jaykant Shikre in Singham.




16. Akshay Kumar & Bipasha Basu- Ajnabee


17. Vivek Oberoi in Shootout at Lokhandwala & John Abraham in Shootout at Wadala.



19. And to end on the high note: our Sanjubaba in Khalnayak- the ultimate one.





13 December 2015

Quotes from Congress Chanakya (Rahul Gandhi)



Even a fish would not get into trouble if it had kept its' mouth shut. As Mark Twain  had said, “It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” 

 This is the largest collection of gems from the speeches of Pappu. I am sure you are gonna love it.

Source: Quora Posts.  


1. On the 26/11 Mumbai attacks:
 "We will stop 99 per cent of the attacks. But one per cent of attacks might get through and that is what I am saying." (100% of your attacks get through)

2. On the drug problem in Punjab:
"10 out of 7 youths in Punjab are hooked on to drugs." (Koi ratio proportion ka tuition do isko)

3. On India's youth advantage:
"India is the Saudi Arabia of 21st century." (Ha, aur tu tel nikal raha hai dimaag ka)

4. On the meaning of politics:
"Politics is in your shirt, in your pant." (And your brains are in your knees)

5. On being officially appointed as the party's No. 2:
“It (Congress) is a funny party. It is the largest political  organization in the world but perhaps does not have a single rule or  regulation. We create new rules every two minutes and then dump them.  Nobody knows the rules in the party” (No Comments)
And:
 "All the public systems - administration, justice, education and  political are designed to keep people with knowledge out. Such a system  promotes mediocrity."

6. In a Congress Workshop on Social Media:
 "If India is a computer, then Congress is its default program." (That's how computers crash)

7. In the CII Summit:
“People call us an elephant.. We are not an elephant.. we are a  beehive.. it’s funny but think about it. Which is more powerful? an  elephant or a beehive?” (while taking a dig at Narendra Modi and the  Gujarat Model of Development)

8. In an Ahmedabad Congress Meet:
"Gujarat is bigger than the United Kingdom." (Eureka)

9. In the same Ahmedabad Congress Meet:
"In fact, India is you know, bigger than Europe and the United States put together."  (Eureka II)

10. On being asked about providing e-literacy for poor children:
 "Can I ask you a counter question? How are you going to help them?" (providing free Chota Bheem DVD's)

11. On poverty:
 "Poverty is just a state of mind. It does not mean the scarcity of  food, money or material things. If one possesses self-confidence, then  one can overcome poverty." (And even become richer- possess National Herald)

12. About Gujarat children malnourishment:
"2 out of 1 child are malnourished in Gujarat... This is the Gujarat Model the BJP keeps talking about."

13. About Dalit upliftment:
“Dalit community needs the escape velocity of Jupiter to achieve success…” (

14. About Rani Laxmi Bai:
"Rani ki Jhansi. She is a hero." (Rani's Jhansi, she is a hero).

15. Rahul Gandhi's verbal goof-up at MP rally (Mixes up bhrashtachar with balatkar):
“What has the government done for the tribals here? Have they indulged in corruption (apke saath bhrashtachar kiya?)... Nahin balatkar kiya (Puri Zindagi Balatkar karenge...  congress ka naam roshan karenge!!!!)

16. About woman volanteers of INC:
"Agar aap yuva karyakarta se baat karen, agar aap mahila karyakarta se baat karen, pehli baar wo keh rhe hain ki bhai maza aaya, aur main ye jo maza hai hindustan k har vaikti ko dena chahta hun.." (If you talk with young volunteers, women volunteers, they all are saying that they enjoyed, for the first time they enjoyed.. and I want to extend this enjoyment to every person of India). 


17. And one More: 
“Hindustan Ek Soch hai. Hindustan Ek Jagah Hai…(fumbles) Magar  Hindustan Ek Soch Hai…”
18. And one  More:  
“There are people doing yoga in New York, dancing around; that’s the  power of India. You go to a nightclub somewhere in Spain and there’s  Amitabh Bachchan on the screen there, dancing around. That’s the power  of India. That’s the power of Indian people.”
19 And one More:  
“A rising tide doesn’t raise people who don’t have a boat. We have  to build the boat for them. We have to give them the basic  infrastructure to rise with the tide.”

20. BONUS Quotes: 
“If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of India will see that.”


“There’s so much of unemployment in Gujarat. About 27,000 crore jobs  are lying vacant there” (And the fact is, population of India is 130  crore. How come 27k crore jobs are lying vacant over there?).

“Gujarat Ko Agar Kisine Khada Kiya Hai, Gujarat Ko Amul (the milk  brand) Kisne Diya Hai, Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? Toh Iss Tadaf  Dekhiye, In Mahilao Ne Diya Hai. Gujarat Ki Mahilao Ne Doodh Diya Hai  (who has given the milk brand Amul to Gujarat? Who has given milk to  Gujarat? 

"Dawaiyon K Daam Badha Diye Gaye Hain. Pehle 1,000 Mein Milti Thi. Ab  1 lakh Mein Milengi. Par Isse Ameer Logo Ko Nuksaan Nahi Hoga. Nuksaan  Gareeb Logo Ko Hoga. Gareeb Janta Maregi. Yahan Yeh Humari Behne Baithi  Hain, Inke Baccho Ko Cancer Hoga, Toh Inke Bacche Marenge "

"This morning I got up at night, 4 O’clock in the morning."

Sabke paas maa hoti haiMere paas bhi maa hai. Kisaan ki do maa hoti hai. Wo(modi) hamari maa hamse chheen ke dusron ko bech raha hai. 



11 November 2015

How India won the 1971 War against Pakistan- Read this smart plot

War is not only fought on the battle fields. The preparations for an attack or the defence strategies are constantly framed, and modified according to the moves of the oppositions.  Espionage helps collect data strategizing. Knowing the moves of opposition beforehand has changed the course of the war, and hence paving way for a restructuring in geographies. History has witnessed valiant espionage efforts during both the world wars. Even the encounters of agency like Mossad have been laudable. Israeli forces banked upon Mossad to stamp their authority over the Arabs in wars since 1948.
Unlike the agencies of other states, very few facts about India’s premier intelligence agency RAW is known. Books and declassified records of such intelligence modus operandi are slowly surfacing nowadays. The book “The Kaoboys of R & AW” opened up a pandora’s box.
Spy stories are interesting, even romantic. Although not as dramatic as shown in movies, the heroics throw the common man in awe.
The 1965 war was incomplete in terms of resolution of issues and it was always evident that another war was always just around the corner. Both the sides were eager to lock their horns. East Pakistan was a troubled state with authoritarian rule of West Pakistan, and did not have a significant representation in the parliament. The Army feared the popularity of Mujib Ur-Rehman and tried hard to suppress his political ambitions. India sensed an opportunity to fragment the enemy and create a friendly state. This would ensure that only one side of the border was a burning frontier.
The pre-preparations for the 1971 war involved one such remarkable incident, unknown to many. It was a shrewd ‘Vazir Chaal’ by Smt. Indira Gandhi to stamp her authority in the political circles of South Asia and also fortify her chair back home. She seemed to have taken a leaf out of the Six Day War- wherein Israel in its’ preparations had hijacked a Mig Plane from Iraq.
This is what exactly had happened. Pakistan used to send resources for the army using the civil route, that passed through the Indian air space. Other routes were long and exerted constraints on the pockets.
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The D-date was January 30, 1971. An Indian Airlines Fokker F27 Friendship aircraft named Ganga was hijacked by two Kashmiri citizens, Hashim Quereshi and his cousin Ashraf Butt.
Ganga was one of the oldest aircraft in the Indian Airlines fleet and was already withdrawn from service but was re-inducted days before the hijacking. Ganga was readied for its’ final sojourn. This was the ultimate flight. The entire plot was planned by RAW. The hijacker,  Hashim was a RAW agent, an ex-BSF officer. The travellers were all Indian services personnel or their family members. 
As expected, Pakistan was not aware of the hijack operation. The drama reached its’ crescendo when Hashim contacted Lahore air base seeking permission to land the hijacked plane on Pakistan soil.
It was never difficult for Hashim and Ashraf to convince the then foreign minister and future prime minister of Pakistan, Zulfikar Ali Bhutto. The strong case of seeking world attention to Kashmir problem was evident. It was perceived to be a blow to India, which was already interfering into East Pakistan (Now Bangladesh).
Bhutto himself welcomed Hashim at Lahore. However, under pressure from India, all the passengers were released  and the aircraft was destroyed.
This gave India, the chance to enforce a curfew for Pakistan flights over the Indian air-space. The supplies to East Pakistan was a burden now. The effect- Pakistan overall lost East Pakistan territory due to insufficient and untimely supplies from the mother nation.

Pakistan realized this soon and arrested Hashim and Butt. Hashim was given a 13 year jail term by Pakistan court.




RAW has always maintained a diplomatic stand on this chapter. It has neither denied nor accepted the fact that the hijack was planned.