Theo based business has always been profitable since times immemorial. From Agarbatti to pujari’s donation, pooja thali to rituals, and from road side bhikhari-“Allah ke naam pe....Ishwar ke naam pe to Radhe Ma, it is a sure gain.
Looking at Asaram Bapu and his ashrams, one must be indeed tempted to attempt at least one toe into a profession of no dusk. Indeed a career perhaps more secured than a government job and that gives more returns than an e-start-up.
A person with any qualification can apply. In fact it does not require any qualification. Asaram was a bootlegger prior to his new avatar. So no previous experience is required.
The job comes with a royal routine. You just need to set your appearance with a beard, a long tilak, white clothes or saffron attire- need not be khadi, can be silk, tempting already?
Watch out for more: creating a dummy disciple brigade is an investment, but the funding may be returned from the tel, sabun and even fast food like Noodles- recall how Baba Ramdev announced launching one, when maggi was banned?
With experience & passage of time, master the art of Bhabhuti throwing, creating gold chains in air, etc- THIS IS CORE COMPETENCE- MIND IT.
If you are funded, you can make a movie on your own- Info courtesy: Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. Or like an upcoming one on Radhe Ma.Be sure to network with angel investors likes Guptaji.
Now what, Bhaktjano. Dil khol ke chanda do!!! Keep building ashrams, and make sure you make controversial statements to stay in limelight.
CAUTION: BEWARE OF CAMERA. THE PROFESSION IS PRONE TO ESPIONAGE
Stay tuned to Pipping Coffee for the next career article: Bhaigiri
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